Hi, my name is Ted.
Egg Sauce Ted.

I come from Rug Island, where they manufacture and export the highest quality rugs. I’ve been scrambling to leave the island, because I am simply egg-sauce-ted from living with rugs my entire life. At this point I am over easy cash grabs and want to do something about it.

If you want to fuck with me too, just poke me. Otherwise, use the links below to support this mission. Thanks!